for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”
bless kim possible
and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal
David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.
stromae - “tous les mêmes”
NOT ONLY IS THE CONCEPT OUTSTANDING BUT THE FUCKING CINEMATOGRAPHY
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call